🚜 A game for engineers, built by one
AI is coming for your job. The cows are hiring.
Everyone jokes that when AI takes the engineering jobs, we'll all go farming. So… how long have you got, and could you actually make a living from a farm? Find out with real crop economics.
Free · no login for the quiz · takes about a minute
Step 1
Get your AI Runway
60-second quiz. How long until AI does your job? (Satire, mostly.)
Step 2
Pick your farm spot
Click any US state to see its crops, climate and land prices.
Step 3
Build your farm
Crops, acres, lease or buy, DIY or hire. Real USDA cost numbers.
Step 4
Play the seasons
Droughts, pests, price crashes, bumper crops. See if you'd survive.
Hi, I'm an engineer trying to become a farmer 👋
I built this to plan my own escape to the fields, with real numbers from the USDA instead of vibes. The quiz, the map and a one-year simulation are free. If it helps you, the $1.99 Pro unlock (or $4.99 as a Founding Farmer) literally helps fund my farm.
- ✅ 9 field crops + 4 trending ones
- ✅ All 50 states, real land prices & rents
- ✅ Seeded random seasons you can re-roll
- ✅ Your money in your own currency
- ⭐ Pro: 5 years, 1,000 futures, replace-my-salary, PDF